age talk

The secret to long life.


    
   A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, 

   ·        sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

·        "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

·        "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

·        Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food

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·        On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

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   "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

·       
   "Forty," she replied